Violet anne paler

just a girl in london
rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

vioforte:

chainsawpunk:

chainsawpunk:

how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

a buttload

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I do not have enough

flesh1994:

i don’t even post things like this but hey guys im being harassed online for looking gay. literally because i look gay. having short hair makes me look gay. this guy is basing my whole sexuality because my hair is short. this guy is harassing me because my hair is short. you don’t think homophobia exists on the net? haha… HAHAhaa.ga.ha.ha.. obviously not responding would be a good choice right? not when he makes multiple skype accounts and adds me. this dude is obviously homophobic and has the mentally of “women are scum and im more superior thank you”

do you want his skype here u go: sweetkindclyde

have a great day

enigmaticagentalice:

fictional couples who are on a permanent last name basis

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fictional couples who only ever use each other’s title or rank

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fictional couples who then use each other’s first names in times of high stress or really intimate, heartwarming moments

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

farewelltogoodbyes:

[PSA]

I don’t care if we’ve never interacted, never spoken. If I post a meme and you want to send me something, go ahead! All interactions have to start somewhere! If you do this, I would love you forever because the chances are (if we are mutual followers) I have been sitting there trying to think of something to say or plot but have failed miserably.

Whispers” I give you full permission to leave sexual pick up jokes in my ask box.”

artisticgamzee:

sandkastledisko:

kentmckellan:

Sums up my relationship with pizza quite nicely

Agreed

FeliCIA THO